an interdimensional being who will die and regenerate in a new form, we all get the treat of a new character design and a delightful yellow scarf. This new badger will last for the rest of the comic... or will he?
question his inability to read and write. He's also paradoxically prolific as a creative mind. The majority of his time is spent tolerating Robot's schemes, playing the straight man in his little world. He has an undying hatred for the Speak & Spell.
sex and zany schemes to get rich quickly, he's also charismatic enough to start a revolution or two. Robot is tapped into pop culture, but doesn't really understand what it means to be human (or badger), and he doesn't seem to care to know.
limitations of a life lived potted, and speaks out on causes. He enjoys burning Robot whenever he can, despite that the pair have enjoyed a couple of sincere moments. Flower often feels ignored, but is a valuable third of the group. Even if he can't get his own cards during a poker game.
confusing his pal Chipmunk almost as much as he enjoys confusing the reader. He loves meta jokes, and won't shy away from a pun.
comment on the way the comic is going. He's an intelligent rodent who always seems ready to keep his friend Bird in check, but since he can't fly he's a little more prone to disasters and cuckoldry.
degree in English. What he can't do is numbers. They befuddle him. He and the Illiterate Badger are good friends, and as it turns out, family. He can be distinguished primarily by his mustache/goatee combo, which is actually just a mask covering his true visage.
Flower's dreams. She doesn't spend a lot of time with the guys because she thinks they are immature jerks. She has been re-potted at least once, and is played by Scarlett Johansson in Michael Bay's The Illiterate Badger: Revenge of the Maulin'.
make light banter of unpleasant situations and thinks the world of himself. His mouth got him in trouble once, though, when he was mauled by the Innumerate Badger. Brock also gave a special report for the 100th edition of The Illiterate Badger.