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#1000 Last Words.

#999 Squirrelly Love.
#998 Final Fetch.
#997 Stunt Doubling.
#996 Sisterhood.
#995 Commentary of the Forest 48: Vaya Con Dios.
#994 Brock Cleftjaw, Signing Off.
#993 Support Group.
#992 Comic Within A Comic.
#991 Broken Resolutions.
#990 Greenhouse of Cards.

#989 Mellow Out, Mitch.
#988 The Future... Today!
#987 It Was All A Dream.
#986 A Truly Memorable Evening.
#985 Post-Holiday Distressed.
#984 Everyone Knows This Is Nowhere.
#983 After The Gold Rush.
#982 So, This Is Christmas.
#981 Power Struggle.
#980 HipSTAR WARS.

#979 A Newer Hope.
#978 Holiday Cookie Time.
#977 Scarlett in Arnold Schwarzenegger's Terminate All the Way.
#976 Social Media Science.
#975 Shopping Time.
#974 Netflix and Chill and Pause.
#973 A Very Morrissey Thanksgiving.
#972 Language is Interchangeable.
#971 Condescending into Madness.
#970 A Universe of Threats.

#969 Unnecessary Sequel.
#968 A Truly Special Edition.
#967 Revisionist History.
#966 Cold Snap.
#965 Dangerous Places to Live.
#964 Can You Believe [Blank] Said [Blank]!?
#963 Hedone Speaks.
#962 All Earthly Pleasures.
#961 Strip Tease.
#960 Meat Cancer.

#959 Codified Dress.
#958 Ball Talk.
#957 Just Like Nazi Germany.
#956 Just Not Getting It.
#955 Ouroboros.
#954 Equal Pay.
#953 Hair Buddies.
#952 Gunter the Gun Sets the Record Straight.
#951 Apple News.
#950 Murderous Memories.

#949 Lies We Tell Children.
#948 Robot's First Kill: Conclusions.
#947 Robot's First Kill: The Kill.
#946 Robot's First Kill: Trophies.
#945 Robot's First Kill: Bullies.
#944 Never Forget the First Time.
#943 Kiddie Blues.
#942 Commentary of the Forest 47: A Matter of Perspectives.
#941 Horror Tropes.
#940 Predictive Polling.

#939 That's the End of That.
#938 Hypocrisies.
#937 All About the Birds and the...
#936 Wrong Side of History.
#935 Bee is for Cuckold.
#934 Deepening Connections.
#933 Bee Who You Want To Be.
#932 Bee is for Bad.
#931 Sense of Control.
#930 Undivided Divided Attention.

#929 Difference Makers.
#928 Save the World.
#927 #WealTalk.
#926 Future Fears.
#925 Justice.
#924 Birth Rights.
#923 Presidential Plea.
#922 A Vision of the Future.
#921 A Killer Speech.
#920 Assholes with Money.

#919 Who You Gonna Call? Koch Brothers!
#918 R Public (C)an Party.
#917 Stumping Economic Policy.
#916 Another Among the Field.
#915 Robot's Got a Brand New Gig.
#914 The Path to Redemption.
#913 Robot's Debt and Mitch's Republican Leanings.
#912 The Woman Replied Thusly.
#911 Return to Form.
#910 With the Fire of a Thousand Suns.

#909 Celibate Good Times, C'mon!
#908 The Lotus and Other Helpful Chants.
#907 Revell Snap Tite and Other Virginal Pursuits.
#906 Robot's Silver Ring Thing.
#905 Handling Rejection.
#904 Mating Rituals.
#903 Special Use Case.
#902 Swipe Wherever.
#901 A Different Kind of Blendr.
#900 All Good Things Must Blend.

#899 Iron Efficiency.
#898 Meow Mix.
#897 All Smoothie Diet.
#896 Starts with H.
#895 Fish Stories.
#894 Space Ain't Free.
#893 NASA Stress Test.
#892 Costume Changes and Key Parties.
#891 Overt Favoritism.
#890 Posters and Postscripts.

#889 Avengers: Age of Commentary.
#888 Strange Parallels.
#887 In Defense of Ultron.
#886 Man Crush.
#885 Between the Lines.
#884 Broken Record.
#883 Study Buddies.
#882 Special Report: Baltimore, Continued.
#881 Special Report: Baltimore.
#880 Reading Rainbow.

#879 Back in Time.
#878 Workin for a Livin.
#877 Hip to Be Square.
#876 I Want a New Drug.
#875 Commentary of the Forest 46: Durst Free Living.
#874 Paper Perspectives.
#873 Bonds Eternal.
#872 All for Love.
#871 Hard Shells, Soft Hearts.
#870 Taste of Victory.

#869 Robot's Video Reviews.
#868 Empire State of Mind.
#867 Cruzin' USA.
#866 Spring Scents.
#865 Floral Dreams.
#864 Lion Hugger.
#863 Pony Expressions.
#862 Alternative Energies.
#861 Mischief Managed.
#860 Funny Business.

#859 Imaginary Friends.
#858 Ignorant Bowel Syndrome.
#857 Difficult Conversations.
#856 Accumulated.
#855 Finally Neutral.
#854 Just Us Chickens.
#853 Checkpoint Checkcounterpoint.
#852 Mars One for the Books.
#851 Shades Greyer.
#850 A Rash of Rashes.

#849 True Ro-Manson.
#848 To Tweet or Not to Tweet.
#847 Education Cuts.
#846 Brian Williams's Song.
#845 Commentary of the Forest 45: Broken System.
#844 Coastal Cuisine.
#843 Groundhog Day starring Bill Murray.
#842 Money Matters. 
#841 Window to Tomorrow.
#840 American Sniper.

#839 Improving Relations.
#838 Dog Forbid.
#837 Marlboro Country Revisited.
#836 Product Testing.
#835 Civil Action.
#834 Je Suis.
#833 Flavor Country.
#832 A Clean Start.
#831 Fresh Resolve.
#830 Choose Wisely.

#829 Great Expectations.
#828 Cute Overload.
#827 Hollywood Hacking Chronicles.
#826 The Holiday Cheer #8.
#825 The Holiday Cheer #7.
#824 The Holiday Cheer #6.
#823 The Holiday Cheer #5: News Flash.
#822 The Holiday Cheer #4.
#821 The Holiday Cheer #3.
#820 The Holiday Cheer #2.

#819 The Holiday Cheer #1.
#818 Simplicity, simplicity, simplicity.
#817 Escalating Queries.
#816 Holiday Gift Ideas.
#815 Black Friday.
#814 Thanksgiving.
#813 Even More Legendary.
#812 The Legend Grows.
#811 Autumn Bounty.
#810 Net Neutrality News.

#809 Unfilled Time.
#808 Messy Metaphor.
#807 Dated Material.
#806 Infinite Loop.
#805 Post-Election.
#804 Reality in the Buff.
#803 Basic Philosophy.
#802 Passage of Time.
#801 Battleground.
#800 Voting.

#799 Costuming.
#798 Commentary of the Forest 44: Ambition.
#797 I Can Haz Stockmarketz.
#796 Fly Anxiety.
#795 Outbreak.
#794 Everything is Terrifying.
#793 Flashback.
#792 Foods.
#791 Nostalgia.
#790 Stakeout.

#789 Photogenic.
#788 Misused Toroids.
#787 Solo Career.
#786 Insufficient Storage.
#785 Aspirations.
#784 Just My Imagination.
#783 Accents.
#782 Plant Plight.
#781 Earworm.
#780 Naked Selfies.

#779 More Famous Movie Quotes.
#778 Two Scenarios.
#777 Barrel of Monkeys.
#776 Commentary of the Forest 43: Immersive Technology.
#775 Bumming Out.
#774 Today On Judge Mental: Episode 3.
#773 Nudity.
#772 Emails.
#771 Coffee.
#770 In Captivity.

#769 Yelling About Soda.
#768 A Gauntlet of Hands.
#767 Fishing for Comments.
#766 Satellite Economy.
#765 Legend of the Biclops.
#764 Dinner Plans.
#763 Writer's Block.
#762 Fill the Twenty-Four.
#761 Talk It Out.
#760 Harsh Realities.

#759 You Are Correct, Sir!
#758 Marine Biology.
#757 Great Debate.
#756 Long-Term Planning.
#755 Most Conservative Arguments.
#754 Wishful Thinking.
#753 Back in the Swing.
#752 Superabundant Explanations.
#751 The Light of Day.
#750 A Detailed Defense.

#749 Diverse Genealogy
#748 Potent Hospitality.
#747 Family Strain.
#746 Meet the Parents.
#745 Having a Catch.
#744 In the Hearts of Men.
#743 The Nature of Discourse.
#742 Severe Weather Warning.
#741 Over and Over Again.
#740 Just Like Old Times.

#739 Is a Rose a Rose?
#738 Patches and Upgrades.
#737 A Logical Pair O' Ducks #10: Zeno's Italian Bistro.
#736 On Again.
#735 Lazy Sunday.
#734 Urgency.
#733 Housing Concerns.
#732 Family Outings.
#731 The Written Word.
#730 Talk Shows.

#729 Breedism.
#728 Encyclopedia Infinita.
#727 Boastful Lyricism.
#726 Evolving Feminism.
#725 We All Scream.
#724 NYPRD Blew.
#723 Today On Judge Mental: Episode 2.
#722 Drops of Yellow.
#721 Ear Blingin'.
#720 Easter Monday.

#719 Commentary of the Forest 42: Spring Changes.
#718 Today on... Judge Mental.
#717 Runner's Training.
#716 Religious Experiences.
#715 The Future of Late Night.
#714 Patent Trolls Are Dicks.
#713 Universal Dreams.
#712 Copyright Infringement.
#711 1,825 Days Old.
#710 Too Much Office Humor.

#709 More Office Humor.
#708 Office Humor.
#707 The Mystery Files III.
#706 The Mystery Files II.
#705 The Mystery Files I.
#704 Lucky Impressions.
#703 The Overreach.
#702 Travolta!
#701 Commentary of the Forest 41: Off Broadway.
#700 Commentary of the Forest 40: High Art.

#699 Commentary of the Forest 39: Institutional Racism.
#698 The Air Up There.
#697 Can You Dig It? No.
#696 Future Medicine.
#695 The Last Words.
#694 The Honeymoon Period.
#693 Terrible Methods.
#692 What is Cool?
#691 Difficult Dishes.
#690 New Olympic Events.

#689 Cultural Touchstones: Douchenozzle Edition.
#688 [Sampled Bass Synthesizer Riff.]
#687 The Year of the Horse.
#686 Language and Science.
#685 Famous Movie Quotes.
#684 The End of Facebook.
#683 The Cloud.
#682 Quality Parenting.
#681 Coming Seconds.
#680 One Friend Less.

#679 No Restroom for the Weary.
#678 Dial 'C' for Charger.
#677 Comedy Hellscape.
#676 Be More Funny.
#675 8-bit Hack.
#674 Fish Mulch.
#673 Happy New Year.
#672 Holiday Haul.
#671 A Very Badger Christmas, Part 3.
#670 A Very Badger Christmas, Part 2.

#669 A Very Badger Christmas, Part 1.
#668 Scarlett's Web #3: Objectification.
#667 Scarlett's Web #2: Word Power.
#666 Scarlett's Web #1: Suffragette Shitty.
#665 Wish List.
#664 Ugly Sweater.
#663 In Memoriam.
#662 On A Stroll.
#661 Early Christmas.
#660 Fucksgiving.

#659 Flower Facts with Flower #3.
#658 Flower Facts with Flower #2.
#657 Flower Facts with Flower #1.
#656 Robot Does Movies: Meek's Cutoff.
#655 Robot Does Movies: Jiro Dreams of Sushi.
#654 Robot Does Movies: Gravity.
#653 The Crass Humor Problem, Part 3.
#652 The Crass Humor Problem, Part 2.
#651 The Crass Humor Problem, Part 1.
#650 Timo's Tales Vol. 3.

#649 Timo's Tales Vol. 2.
#648 Timo's Tales Vol. 1.
#647 Escape from Hell.
#646 Torturous Technicalities.
#645 Interdimensional Problems.
#644 Trending Topicals.
#643 The Sporting Life.
#642 Up-to-the-Minute Coverage.
#641 Something Lighter with Winston Francis Robot.
#640 A Better World (5 of 5).

#639 Transplant Surgery (4 of 5).
#638 The Big Score (3 of 5).
#637 Brain Stew (2 of 5).
#636 Operation Shutdown (1 of 5).
#635 Waking Life.
#634 Risk Factors.
#633 Minimum Safe Distance.
#632 Captain Crunch.
#631 Bachelor Recipe.
#630 Cloudy with a Chance of Death.

#629 Premiere Season.
#628 Modern Natural Selection.
#627 Like the Rough Neighborhoods in Brazil.
#626 Treatment 3.
#625 Treatment 2.
#624 Treatment 1.
#623 Some Things without Reason.
#622 Fun with Websites.
#621 Day's Labours Lost.
#620 Captain's Log.

#619 Pictionary.
#618 Scat-egories.
#617 Stomach Tease.
#616 Touching My Special Area.
#615 A Long Time Ago in a Salon Far, Far Away
#614 Don't Starve?
#613 Fingered and Nailed.
#612 NSA, A-OK.
#611 Many Modern Outfits.
#610 Hot, Buttered Law.

#609 The Mysterious Horror.
#608 Live Free or Die.
#607 Always Something There to Remind Me.
#606 Baby Blues.
#605 Under a New Banner.
#604 In Da Club.
#603 Family Conflicts.
#602 BONUS COMIC: When I'm Gone...
#601 The Other "Plan B."
#600 Life at the Speed of Musk.

#599 Hoffman Revelations.
#598 Apple Guys.
#597 Commentary of the Forest 38: Back to Basics.
#596 Secret Vacation.
#595 Space Races.
#594 It's Always 1984.
#593 Interspecies.
#592 Of the Fittest.
#591 Deign to Deen.
#590 Three Strikes.

#589 What's A Birthday, Anyway?
#588 Butter Pastry Rush.
#587 Scrabble Rabble.
#586 Peculiar Panacea.
#585 Reality, In Check.
#584 Tapped Out.
#583 Livin' Small.
#582 Opie Gone Bad.
#581 AfterCon.
#580 Hidden Treasures.

#579 The Case of the Missing Hard G.
#578 A Logical Pair O' Ducks #9: Drinkers.
#577 Superword.
#576 Cover Story.
#575 Moving Woes.
#574 Feuds and Greys.
#573 The Blueprint-Bot.
#572 New Best Friend.
#571 Grand Old Party.
#570 Get Huge.

#569 Commentary of the Forest 37: Fan Complaints.
#568 Core Principles.
#567 Kickstarted For Your Protection.
#566 Joke For A Cause.
#565 Nicknames.
#564 Sweet Timo's Karaoke Jam.
#563 Four-Twenty, Bro.
#562 The Incredibly Wacky Adventures of the Prankster Squirrels.
#561 A Swiftly Turning Gossip.
#560 Greatest Hit.

#559 Apartment Hunting.
#558 Roleplay.
#557 How Infomercial Writers Think People Watch Television.
#556 Timeless Art.
#555 xkcd, "Time," and the Apocalypse.
#554 401.
#553 Cabin Fever.
#552 Based On A True Story.
#551 A Dongle By Any Other Name.
#550 The Sharpest Image.

#549 Crime Mappers.
#548 A Logical Pair O' Ducks #8: Nevermore.
#547 Life Experience.
#546 Challenge Everything.
#545 'S No Joke.
#544 Harlem Shaken, Not Stirred.
#543 Veganing, Middle and End.
#542 Prescription for Success.
#541 Athletics.
#540 Tax Season.

#539 Thank the Academy.
#538 Commentary of the Forest 36: Panopticism.
#537 Meteoric.
#536 Continuing the Legacy.
#535 Not Easy Being Green.
#534 Keeping It Up.
#533 Keeping It Real.
#532 Out of Nowhere.
#531 Out of Style.
#530 Out of Retirement.

#529 The Maturing Body.
#528 The New Majority.
#527 The Beast Within.
#526 Frankendancing.
#525 Preambling.
#524 Advanced Te'oing.
#523 Bromeo and Broliet.
#522 Documentation.
#521 Roommates.
#520 Redecorating.

#519 The Incident.
#518 Make Like Balls.
#517 Still Life with Mitch.
#516 Book Report!
#515 The 10 Best 'Best Of' Lists of 2012.
#514 A Logical Pair O' Ducks #7: Right to Bear Arms Race.
#513 Watchin' the Wheel Go Round and Round.
#512 Holiday Tidings.
#511 Commentary of the Forest 35: Home Building.
#510 The Void.

#509 Post-Tragedy.
#508 The Cumberbatch Kids.
#507 I Want My MTV.
#506 The Missing Comic #4.
#505 The Missing Comic #3.
#504 The Missing Comic #2.
#503 The Missing Comic #1.
#502 Idea Generation.
#501 Cyber Monday.
#500 The 500th Illiterate Badger Comic Spectacular.

#499 Scandalous O.C.D.
#498 Great Moments in Hi(p)story.
#497 No Country for Twinkie the Kid.
#496 Scarfish.
#495 Of Human James Bondage.
#494 The Fisherman and the Fish.
#493 Castle Berenstain.
#492 Commentary of the Forest 34: Election Results.
#491 A Logical Pair O' Ducks #6: On Barker Pond.
#490 Customer Service You CAN Take with You.

#489 The Masks We Wear.
#488 Scarier In Real Life.
#487 Failed Video Game Mascots.
#486 Sexy Halloween.
#485 A Dog and His God.
#484 A Dog and His Boy.
#483 A Boy and His Dog.
#482 Drink On Drink Crime.
#481 The Cat's Pajamas.
#480 Shameless.

#479 Solidarity.
#478 Rules of Engagement.
#477 In Defense of Doctor Who.
#476 Pick America.
#475 A Logical Pair O' Ducks #5: Irrelevant Conclusion.
#474 College Football!!
#473 Better Than Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution.
#472 A Meeting of Minds.
#471 Glee's Back.
#470 Concert Etiquette.

#469 Beggars AND Choosers.
#468 Is Organic Better?
#467 Not As Bizarro As It Seems.
#466 Take Back The Word.
#465 End of Summer.
#464 Commentary of the Forest 33: Things That Will Never Happen.
#463 News In Spaaaaaaaaaaace!
#462 Business Time Capsule.
#461 Law & Fraternal Order.
#460 Shaming A Dead Horse
.
#459 Ermahgerd Call Me Maybe.
#458 Sightseeing.
#457 Radiotelegraphic Sexual Biology.
#456 The Sea of Passivity.
#455 Pretty Much the Same Story Anyway.
#454 Complicated Religious Commercial/Game Show Reference.
#453 Recycled Ideas About Death.
#452 He's Just Like You.
#451 How To Be More Popular.
#450 Don't Step In It.

#449 Every Five Years.
#448 Commentary of the Forest 32: The Blob.
#447 Conspiracy of Glumness.
#446 The New Writers' Workshop.
#445 While You're Away.
#444 Love. Music. Science.
#443 Misleading Seafood Experience.
#442 A Logical Pair O' Ducks 4: Ode to the White Horse Dialogue.
#441 Some Things Corporate.
#440 Face Coverings.

#439 Clean Bill of Health.
#438 Face Eating and Other Rants. 
#437 (+ 4th of July Comic)
#436 Fluffer Nutters.
#435 Numbers Don't Lie.
#434 Kings of Convenience.
#433 Paws for Laughter.
#432 Hunkering Down.
#431 A Grim Future.
#430 Check, Please!

#429 Just Like Starting Over.
#428 Brunch On Demand.
#427 The "T" Boon.
#426 Diablobolical.
#425 Ladies' Choice.
#424 Hardcore Organic.
#423 Commentary of the Forest 31: For-Profit Education.
#422 Parent-Teacher Conferences.
#421 What The F?
#420 1-800-Seal-Yes.

#419 Pyrrhic.
#418 Regular Maintenance.
#417 Sanitation Department.
#416 Like It's 1999.
#415 Everywhere You Want To Be.
#414 Literary Film Craze.
#413 Old News.
#412 A Logical Pair O' Ducks #3: Achilles and the Tortoise.
#411 Science Rap.
#410 Bruise At Eleven.

#409 Stuck In The Middle.
#408 Who Spiked The Punch?
#407 Constructive Confrontations.
#406 Thickening Plots.
#405 Where There's Smoke.
#404 Educated Guess.
#403 Daniel Day and Mario.
#402 Case of the Missing Bublik.
#401 Commentary of the Forest 30: Theologians.
#400 Four Hundo.

#399 The Big Guy.
#398 Grab Your Things I'm Gonna Take You Home.
#397 Heaven Can't Wait.
#396 All Too Easy.
#395 Long Live The King.
#394 So Much For The Afterglow.
#393 Steampunk Aesthetic.
#392 Gotta Get Back In Time.
#391 Pot O' Gold.
#390 Creative Borrowing.

#389 Fetching Conversation.
#388 On a Wings and a Prayer.
#387 Dumpster Chic.
#386 Gripes and Grouses.
#385 More Machine Now Than Artistic Vision.
#384 I Know Why The Angry Bird Sings.
#383 Lewd Accounting.
#382 Put A "B" On It.
#381 Fryers Club Roast.
#380 A Logical Pair O' Ducks #2.

#379 Commentary of the Forest 29: Winter of Discontent.
#378 Parallelism.
#377 Avant-garde Fever.
#376 SimCity Redux.
#375 Uh, Oh! Better Get a Better Marketing Department.
#374 Behind Blue Eyes.
#373 Injury Report.
#372 Full Court Press Conference.
#371 Triple-Double-Person Perspective.
#370 New York Basketball Jones.

#369 Vaudeville.
#368 Booky Wooky Book Wook.
#367 Media E-Quality.
#366 The Curious Case #7: History Lesson.
#365 The Curious Case #6: Leads and Dreams.
#364 The Curious Case #5: Truth and Consequences.
#363 The Curious Case #4: Interrogation Techniques.
#362 The Curious Case #3: Fishy, Fishy.
#361 The Curious Case #2: Contrived Customs.
#360 The Curious Case of Third Wheel Man #1.

#359 A Logical Pair O' Ducks #1.
#358 Commentary of the Forest 28: New Years Hangover.
#357 Cats and Dogs.
#356 Post-holiday Fallout.
#355 Boxing Day News.
#354 A 2011 Christmas with What's Up Cat Mascot(TM).
#353 "Like"-a-holism.
#352 A Heartfelt "See You Later".
#351 Bonding.
#350 Fatherly Advice and Youthful Sensibilities.

#349 Paternity v. Fatherhood.
#348 Son of Robot.
#347 The Doctor and Mrs. Punch Part V.
#346 The Doctor and Mrs. Punch Part IV.
#345 The Doctor and Mrs. Punch Part III.
#344 The Doctor and Mrs. Punch Part II.
#343 The Doctor and Mrs. Punch.
#342 Mid-season Replacement.
#341 Sexiest Fox Alive.
#340 Bonus Holiday Comic: Fowl Reflections.

#339 Not The Shoe Store.
#338 Ehh... Whatever!
#337 Almost A Beer Commercial.
#336 Weather Report.
#335 Fount of Fonts.
#334 Easy to Learn, Difficult to Master.
#333 Total Body Fatness.
#332 Sideline Report.
#331 Accurate Nomenclature.
#330 Size Matters.

#329 Contested Costumes.
#328 Information Overload.
#327 Belabored Dispute.
#326 Paid for by Goblins For Equality.
#325 Censored For Your Pleasure.
#324 Religious Tolerance.
#323 Cancer Seeks Pisces.
#322 Commentary of the Forest 26: Less Commentary, More Frankenberry.
#321 Speed Baiting.
#320 Fishin' For Love.

#319 Audience For Hire.
#318 Corporal Punishment.
#317 Technology Pun.
#316 If You Got 'Em.
#315 High-Concept Elitism.
#314 Watch Your Step.
#313 Selling Out.
#312 Star-crossed.
#311 Awakenings.
#310 Monster Hunters.

#309 The Plot Doth Thicken.
#308 Far and Away.
#307 Pick Up Line.
#306 Fall Television Premieres.
#305 Park Life.
#304 Second Languages.
#303 Abbreviated.
#302 Occupational Hazard.
#301 Expanding Fanbase.
#300 Optimized Optimism.

#299 Intelligent Design.
#298 Time to Relax.
#297 Replacement Therapy.
#296 Brainstorming Sesh.
#295 Shine On.
#294 Growth Industry.
#293 The King's English.
#292 Fictions and Realities.
#291 Commentary of the Forest 25: Companion Text.
#290 The 9th Badger.

#289 All Things Must Pass.
#288 The "Doctor" Is In.
#287 Revelations. Confused about the new badger? Start here.
#286 Top Of The Line.
#285 Nothin' But A Color.
#284 Let Them Begin.
#283 True Romance.
#282 The Edible Forest.
#281 Celebrity Rehab.
#280 Raining Patients.

#279 Blasphemies.
#278 Fourthed Sentimentality.
#277 Beneficial Friends.
#276 You Give Hair A Bad Name.
#275 About Fucking Time.
#274 Contents Deleted.
#273 Commentary of the Forest 24: Cross Breeding.
#272 The Usual Concern.
#271 The New Internet.
#270 Overthrow.

#269 Oral Perspective.
#268 Death From Above.
#267 Mash The Keypad.
#266 Gender Crisis.
#265 Program Break.
#264 When To Quit.
#263 Official Language.
#262 Renter's Market.
#261 Common Phrasing.
#260 Post Apocalyptic.

#259 Fool's Mate.
#258 Maul of America.
#257 Pun-ishment.
#256 The Most Amazingly Epic Friday the 13th Ever.
#255 Soul Reaver - a guest comic by John Curry.
#254 Commentary of the Forest 23: Noble Nuptials.
#253 Not Even ln(e).
#252 App For That.
#251 Big News.
#250 NSFW.

#249 Driving Traffic.
#248 Looks Like We Made It.
#247 Fakin' It.
#246 Romantic Music Swells.
#245 Worth The Wait.
#244 End Of Space.
#243 Special Deliverance.
#242 Westward Ho!
#241 City Living.
#240 Requiem For A Mistletoad.

#239 You Might Learn Something.
#238 Take The Shot.
#237 Fins Aren't Hands.
#236 I Don't Wanna Wait.
#235 Reflections.
#234 Remodeling.
#233 March Madness.
#232 Limited Selection.
#231 Wholesome Fun.
#230 Commentary of the Forest 22: Urban Diction.

#229 Bomb Types.
#228 Record Setting.
#227 Horse Stunts.
#226 The Origin of Things.
#225 Robot Makes A Dating Video.
#224 Easy Target.
#223 Back On The Horse.
#222 Bonding, Male Bonding.
#221 Marvelous.
#220 All Out of Air.

#219 On A Boat.
#218 Love.
#217 Foodborne Menace.
#216 Fast Friends.
#215 Commentary of the Forest 21: Pithy Conversation.
#214 Comic Responsibility.
#213 Sporting Reconciliation.
#212 Holey Bread.
#211 Method Acting.
#210 Getting Talkblocked.

#209 The Websites.
#208 Guaranteed Compatibility.
#207 Fine Art.
#206 Truth In Discourse.
#205 The Envelope; Pushed.
#204 Bored-gaming.
#203 Expressionism.
#202 Misery Loves.
#201 Brain Inquiry.
#200 Number Two Hundred.

#199 New Year's Eversion.
#198 Planning Plans.
#197 Keeps On Giving.
#196 Remixed Signals.
#195 Girls' Night Out.
#194 Writers' Room.
#193 Christmas Story.
#192 Training Day.
#191 Problems.
#190 Rebranding.

#189 BYO-Zeitgeist.
#188 Knives.
#187 Narrative Smoke Screen.
#186 By Their Powers Combined.
#185 Commentary of the Forest 19: Elsewhere.
#184 Otherwise, It Looks Like "Bib Rock."
#183 Handled.
#182 Why A Hatter Needs A Mitre Saw.
#181 Cancelled.
#180 But Does It Increase Fuel Economy?

#179 Negativity.
#178 Local News You Can Use.
#177 Thai Fishing.
#176 Toaster Breakfast Psychology.
#175 Let's get political... political... I wanna get political, let's get into political.
#174 Back Aperture.
#173 Aftermath.
#172 Commentary of the Forest 18: Boo!
#171 The Big Jump.
#170 Diminishing Returns.

#169 Fish Tricks.
#168 Capes are 30% Off!
#167 Side-effects include bees and tail-less mules.
#166 Reason for Paws.
#165 "Protection = Kryptonite" and other possible thoughts.
#164 A Guide to Robot Emotion, Vol. 1.
#163 All's Fair in Love and (Star) War(s).
#162 Redefinition.
#161 Try, try again.
#160 Commentary of the Forest 17: Status Report

#159 Innuendo and Ignorance.
#158 More than she can chew.
#157 Autumn colors like tattoos.
#156 Time to start prank-calling people with unfortunate last names.
#155 More Blind Dating!
#154 And Viewers Like You.
#153 Oh-oh, here she comes...
#152 The Scientific Method
#151 Like Liger, Smog and Gerrymander before it.
#150 She was on Cheers, remember?

#149 This Labor Day: It's poker and jerked everything.
#148 The Grapes of Wrath (Er, Eggs of Something)
#147 Commentary of the Forest 16: Audience.
#146 Credit where it's due.
#145 Robot takes up modeling.
#144 In which Flower seeks historical accuracy.
#143 Call a recruiter near you.
#142 Robot is down for anything.
#141 Robot: The Mad Man
#140 Word. Play.

#139 Beards.
#138 Robot gets a hellhound.
#137 Might as well make a 5th.
#136 Brock Cleftjaw vs. The Shark Bus.
#135 Robot takes his medicine...again.
#134 Be Careful! You might learn something.
#133 Robot decides to invest in himself.
#132 Commentary of the Forest 15: Deviance
#131 Speak & Spell Part 6: Rescues and Ribaldry.
#130 Speak & Spell 5: On The Mountain Top!

#129 The Legend of the Speak & Spell: Volume 4
#128 In which the Speak & Spell makes a compelling argument.
#127 The Illiterate Badger elevates his obsession.
#126 The Illiterate Badger confronts his past.
#125 It's a stick up!
#124 "The Ills of Modern Technology"
#123 "Fun with Global Positioning"
#122 Robot gets all artsy.
#121 As we stand upon the precipice of a magical era of undue compensation and brave men crying like candy-deprived babes.
#120 Commentary of the Forest 14: World Cup.

#119 More exceptional news reporting, with weather on the 8s.
#118 Robot falls in (hand-drawn) love.
#117 The Illiterate Badger succumbs to the heat wave.
#116 The Illiterate Badger Outtakes: July 1, 2009.
#115 Because lately, the air smells like love.
#114 Robot decides to take action against the Gulf oil spill.
#113 In which Flower has two problems.
#112 Commentary of the Forest 13: Face Off.
#111 A good, old-fashioned barbecue!
#110 On a personal note.

#109 The Illiterate Badger gets litigated.
#108 Commentary of the Forest 12: Hats!
#107 This is modern love.
#106 One of mankind's greatest mysteries solved.
#105 The Illiterate Badger reconsiders his diet.
#104 The Illiterate Badger takes time out for a classic.
#103 A new you, for a limited time!
#102 Robot takes in a ballgame, and asks an eternal question.
#101 Robot and Flower discuss an Arizona getaway.
#100 A News Zone 17 Special Presentation.

#99 Commentary of the Forest 11: Quitting
#98 The Legend of the Co-op-caine-a-chino.
#97 The Illiterate Badger regrets his kindness.
#96 The Illiterate Badger visits the grocery store.
#95 In which a poker game takes a serious turn.
#94 An ode to the scientists and mathematicians that 'Back to the Future' hath wrought.
#93 Robot has another (wacky?) theory.
#92 Healthcare is still in the news!
#91 Happy Easter from the Illiterate Badger.
#90 Commentary of the Forest 10: Togetherness

#89 The Final Ultimate Super Showdown: Badger v. Badger.
#88 The Illiterate Badger endures one of those pre-boss battles that's a little too easy.
#87 The Illiterate Badger strikes out toward his date with destiny.
#86 The Illiterate Badger prepares for the ultimate showdown.
#85 The Illiterate Badger realizes his destiny is a lot like that one movie with Sean Connery.
#84 Commentary of the Forest 9: Artisans & Homeowners
#83 The triumphant return of Brock Cleftjaw!
#82 When the apology is worse than the transgression.
#81 The Illiterate Badger transcends the limits of mustelid perception.
#80 The Illiterate Badger drugs drugs, nom nom, bear bear.

#79 The Illiterate Badger continues his [insert drug-related pop culture reference here].
#78 The Illiterate Badger's Electronic Gatorade Acid Trip begins...
#77 Dial BDSM for BDSM...
#76 The Innumerate Badger joins the Action 17 News team.
#75 Commentary of the Forest 8: Puns Puns Puns
#74 An Illiterate Badger Valentine's Day!
#73 The Robot seeks his Joshua Tree!
#72 The Illiterate Badger upgrades to the internet age.
#71 Don't waste your time. We know how LOST will turn out.
#70 When the simplest problems have the most unnecessarily complex solutions.

#69 The Illiterate Badger meets a new kind of superhero!
#68 The Robomob unleashes its awful plan!
#67 Commentary of the Forest 7: Robomobbery!
#66 The Robomob rages on!
#65 The Robot Menace: Day 9!
#64 The Illiterate Badger is interrupted... by science!
#63 The Illiterate Badger presents a new year's celebration (belated).
#62 The Illiterate Badger presents: Boxing Day
#61 Until finally, the parody gets out of hand. Starring Scarlett.
#60 The Illiterate Badger pays EVEN MORE homage to the funny pages.

#59 The Illiterate Badger pays additional homage to Sunday comic greatness.
#58 The Illiterate Badger pays homage to Sunday comic greatness.
#57 Commentary of the Forest 6: Sharing.
#56 The Illiterate Badger and Robot discuss the headlines.
#55 Flower and Scarlett take a romantic stroll on the beach.
#54 Coming soon to a theatre near you!
#53 The Robot gets a new paintjob.
#52 The Flower shows a terrible determination, and we all learn about plant recovery time. Don't worry... Scarlett kicks him in the stamen.
#51 The Flower does some open mic stand-up.
#50 Commentary of the Forest 5: Foraging.

#49 The Illiterate Badger presents a Halloween message.
#48 The Illiterate Badger enforces the "customer is always right" policy, creating two Coffee Zone job openings in the process.
#47 In which the Robot is fired, the Illiterate Badger pays dearly for his drink, and a coworker mayhaps falls in love.
#46 The Illiterate Badger visits the Robot at his new position.
#45 The Robot offends his new coworker.
#44 The Robot gets acquainted with his new boss.
#43 The Robot gets a job.
#42 The Innumerate Badger gets lost in translation.
#41 Commentary of the Forest 4: Contingency Planning
#40 Illiterate Badger Babies: A new spinoff?

#39 The Badgers go on an autumn bike ride.
#38 The Flower compels the usual comic audience to action.
#37 The Illiterate Badger attempts a lesson in award show etiquette.
#36 The Illiterate Badger listens to a pitch for a new superhero.
#35 The Illiterate Badger is grilling, so the robot takes the stage.
#34 Commentary of the Forest 3: Mind Control!!
#33 The Illiterate Badger gets dressed down.
#32 The Illiterate Badger dabbles in a rewrite.
#31 The Illiterate Badger and company discuss the comic's recent new direction.
#30 The Illiterate Badger debunks a rumor about health care reform.

#29 Night School Follies (In Limited Technicolor!)
#28 Introducing: The Innumerate Badger!
#27 The Illiterate Badger meets a historically famous badger and makes a conversational faux pas.
#26 The Illiterate Badger asserts his credentials.
#25 The Illiterate Badger's robot gives a shout-out to the Bard.
#24 The Illiterate Badger finds out that the robot may be onto something.
#23 Commentary of the forest 2: This time it's interpersonal.
#22 The Illiterate Badger solicits relationship advice.
#21 The Illiterate Badger directs the most dangerous game of all.
#20 The Illiterate Badger provokes a frank discussion on pollination.

#19 The Illiterate Badger interrupts a jailbreak.
#18 Guest Comic - Liberal Media: "Obama 'kick' starts the economy" by John Curry
#17 Possibly the greatest celebrity sighting.
#16 The Illiterate Badger versus The Intimi-tater.
#15 The Illiterate Badger comes through in the clutch.
#14 Overheard: The Commentary of the Forest.
#13 New Character? Enter the Intimi-tater!
#12 The Illiterate Badger plays a game of poker.
#11 From Nate's Archives: Comics from the past.
#10 The Illiterate Badger: Origin 1 - Confronted by the high school jerk who vaguely resembles Kanye West, but is not at all based on the real person.

#9 Cinco de Badger!
#8 The Illiterate Badger performs a heroic deed...
#7 The Illiterate Badger explains his feelings in flag semaphore...
#6 The Illiterate Badger meets the most dangerous literary device of all...
#5 The Illiterate Badger comments on his recent webcomic appearances...
#4 The Illiterate Badger orders the soup of the day...
#3 The Illiterate Badger meets a man who has time enough at last...
#2 The Illiterate Badger meets a wise, old hermit in the forest...
#1 The Illiterate Badger goes to the optometrist...